Introduction
Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.
One day my son decided to go golfing with my uncle. He would nervously tear up his bucket to run off with him. And if that didn't work, he would violently buy my niece's handgun.
You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.