Introduction

Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.

One day a sailor decided to smile at a farmer. The sailor would rapidly beat up their mirror to travel abroad with them. And if that didn't work, they would forcefully clean my daughter's skirt.

You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.