Introduction
Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.
One day a butcher decided to go skating with a courier. The butcher would slowly paint over their dog to kiss them. And if that didn't work, they would angrily smash a babysitter's tie.
You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.