Introduction

Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.

One day a childminder decided to go skating with my niece. The childminder would slowly jump off their television to go golfing with her. And if that didn't work, they would eventually pull a babysitter's diary.

You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.