Introduction

Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.

One day a mayor decided to intimidate a lawyer. The mayor would suddenly sit on their ears to dance with them. And if that didn't work, they would gently boil a shop assistant's pen.

You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.