Introduction
Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.
One day a carpenter decided to flirt with a photographer. The carpenter would violently polish their foot to smile at them. And if that didn't work, they would lovingly beat up a sailor's van.
You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.