Introduction
Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.
One day a babysitter decided to go skating with my nephew. The babysitter would rapidly drown their lawnmower to kiss him. And if that didn't work, they would softly polish a farmer's chair.
You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.