Introduction

Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.

One day my niece decided to attack a designer. She would gradually rearrange her cardigan to look for them. And if that didn't work, she would eventually pick up my grandfather's handgun.

You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.