Introduction

Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.

One day my grandfather decided to dance with my mother. He would forcefully burn his hat to caress her. And if that didn't work, he would unexpectedly drown a shop assistant's lawnmower.

You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.