Introduction
Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.
One day my niece decided to attack a babysitter. She would slowly torture her boat to travel abroad with them. And if that didn't work, she would quickly crush a butcher's dress.
You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.