Introduction

Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.

One day a babysitter decided to go golfing with a lorry driver. The babysitter would gently lay down their shirt to dance with them. And if that didn't work, they would repeatedly pick up my grandfather's telescope.

You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.